Jeff Carter must be the happiest girl in the world today.

You know, I've been so consumed by my hatred of all things Bruins in recent times that I kind of forgot how odious Flyers fans are. Not to mention the actual team.

Booing guys who are injured on dangerous hits is so klassy.

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I love that man and want to marry him.

On a slightly related note, I found out yesterday that one of my co-workers is Brad Marchand's cousin. She confirms that he is indeed a self-adoring dickhead. In case there was any doubt.

Game 2 of Canucks vs. Sharks tonight. Two good teams who are probably both pretty sick of being labelled eternal chokers. Two teams who would love a shot at finally snagging their first Cup. (Frankly, I'm a little afraid of what might happen in Vancouver if they flame out at this point.)

Both teams have some great depth, but undoubtedly ( two of the key players... )

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One of my customers today turned out to be a scout for the Nashville Predators. We talked hockey for a couple minutes, but he wouldn't really give me any secret insider tips on up and coming prospects. (He did confirm that Nathan MacKinnon is the best 15 year old he's seen since Sidney Crosby, but everyone around here knows that.) He also told me ( Read more... )

Oh, what's that Boston? You thought we'd choked? You thought this thing was going to be over? You thought our goalie couldn't win at home? WELL IT'S GOING TO GAME 7, BITCHES! DEAL WITH IT ( Read more... )

It’s only Round 1 and I’m already tired of feeling stressed about my team, so here is a spam of unrelenting positivity featuring guys who a) are getting shit done, and b) are on teams that don’t give me palpitations.

Let’s start with James Neal, because I have ridiculous, inner-twelve-year-old-unleashed feelings about him.


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